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“What would you do if a date was not going well?”
“I would run home and play dead, like a dog. Then, the next day I would get my mom to call the newspapers to make sure they wrote my story in all the dead people sections”
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Where does one download confidence?
hahahahahah this made me laugh sooo hard.
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